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Ah, table for one.

2
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Tina,

3
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why do you always
assume I'm a table for one?

4
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Maybe my date's
outside parking the car

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or buying me flowers.

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Or chartering a plane

7
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to fly you to a private
villa on the Italian coast

8
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where he'll ask for
your hand in marriage.

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I'll take the
single by the wall.

10
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Hey, isn't that the
guy you could never

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get it together with

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and his hot European girlfriend?

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They might let
you sit with them.

14
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Oh, no, no. They are clearly

15
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on a date,

16
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and I don't want
to be a third wheel.

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Then you should
really stay at home.

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Hey, that looks good.
What are you having?

19
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It is good. It's called dinner

20
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with my girlfriend.

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Do you mind?

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Hey, guys!

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Tina said you were over here

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drowning your sorrows in food

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because you feel so alone.

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There goes Tina's tip.

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Food is not your friend, Mona.

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We are. You're always

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welcome to join us.

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Oh, no, just having
a little me time.

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All right. So What'll it be?

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I'll have a double cheeseburger,

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a side of fries, a
chocolate milk shake,

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and a piece of
cherry cheesecake.

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One lonely girl
special coming right up.

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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[Door opens]

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[Big Dee] Good news, little Dee.

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We just got the amnio results

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from Dr. Bruckner,

51
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and the baby's
completely perfect.

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Oh! Congratulations.

53
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What else did
the doctor tell you?

54
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Well, we didn't want to brag,

55
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but our little fetus is
in the 98th percentile.

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It's already
developing earlobes.

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Yeah.

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Is it developing anything else?

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Hopefully a good sense of style.

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We read a chapter

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from the real life
of Ralph Lauren

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every night.

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People, please!
Is it a girl or a boy?!

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Your mother and I have decided

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to wait until the baby's born

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to find out the sex.

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Your father's old-fashioned,

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and at his age, he's earned it.

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But how can I bond
emotionally with this baby,

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if I don't know what
color clothes to buy?

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You know, we thornes

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have always looked
good in Paisley.

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Don't shake your head
behind me, woman.

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But, mom, we're Dee dees.

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We don't like surprises.

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I've already picked
out my China,

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and you've already picked out

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your gray wig for your eighties.

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Which, by the way,
looked very becoming.

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Thank you, honey,

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but your father
really wants this,

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and a little surprise

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at the end of this long road

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might be nice for me, too.

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Along with a 24-hour baby nurse,

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and a triple Martini. Mm!

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[Chuckles]

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Well, if it isn't the
jolly black giant

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and little sprout.

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Then you must be the
old woman who lives

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in a payless shoe.

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In that case, hand
me one of your loafers.

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So I can live in a mansion.

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No, now, ladies. Not
in front of the baby.

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Please, a little bickering

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is the least of that
boy's problems.

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"Boy?!"

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Did you say a boy?

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Oh, you're having
a boy, all right.

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I can tell from the
way you're carrying.

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Really?

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Low and narrow
and barely visible?

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No, big and wide,
and all in your butt.

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Of course it could just mean

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you have a big butt.

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Bye, now.

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That woman really
thinks she can get to me.

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Walk behind me
till we get to the car.

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What is that smell?

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It's the Cologne you gave me.

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I haven't given you Cologne

112
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since our junior
year of college.

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Good ol' canoe.
Still going strong.

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Ok, I never do this sort
of matchmaking thing,

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but I think I might have found

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the perfect man for Mona.

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His name is Carlo,
and he's an attorney

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who's thinking
of relocating here

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from New York.

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But more importantly,
he's a sexy Italian.

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And I love pasta.

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We were in college
together in Oxford,

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and he's sort of my Spencer.

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Oh, you mean messy but sweet

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and a little dopey?

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Hey! I ain't messy.

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No, I mean,

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we've been best
friends since college,

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and we tell each
other everything.

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Well, this is exciting,

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a blind date with a
professional man,

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or any man, for that matter.

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When can I meet him?

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Straight away. He's
just outside your office.

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What?

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You look good, girl.

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Except for that little
business you got going on

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in the corner of your
mouth. Check that.

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Hi, everybody. Oh,
you must be Spencer.

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I've been wondering
about the man

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who finally hooked Camille.

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Yeah, that's me.

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I threw my line out
and reeled her in

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just like a big ol' tuna.

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I was working off "hooked."

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I'm sure that'll be funny
once I get to know you.

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And this is Mona.

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I can tell. The
one with the smile.

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Hi, Carlo. I'm Mona.

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Oh, wait, you already know that.

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Sorry. I mean, not sorry,

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but... could we
start over again?

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No need. I already like you.

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And I love your perfume.

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Yo! That would be me.

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They all like the canoe.

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Mona, you're bellisima.

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Hear that? I'm bellisima.

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Would you like to go out Friday?

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Sure. ever been to bix?

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I hear they make a
near-perfect Martini.

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Although, after the first one,

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they're all perfect.

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Ooh, bix. That place is fancy.

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I hear they even have
a dude in the bathroom

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who gives you
toothpicks and mints.

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[Humming]

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Wow.

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Someone is annoyingly cheerful.

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Someone has her third date

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with her new sexy amoretonight.

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I have a theory about
that. Do you want to hear it?

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Let's see, if I say
yes, you'll tell me.

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And if I say no, you'll tell me.

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I think Camille set
you up with Carlo

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to keep you busy
while she digs her claws

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deeper into our Spencer.

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And now I know if I say nothing,

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you'll tell me anyway.

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Just hear me out, baby.

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Nobody wants you
to be in a relationship

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more than I do,

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except maybe you. Of course,

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I want you to be in one more,

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but, anyway...

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Just think about it.

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If Carlo is so great,

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why isn't Camille dating him?

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Because they're just friends.

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Like you and...

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Do you have any friends?

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Ok, like Spencer
and I are friends.

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If you say so.

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Well, I've said my piece,
and I'm through talking to you.

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Dee Dee, talk to her.

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The man problem?

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Is there another one?

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Forget that.

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You are not gonna believe this.

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My parents don't want to know

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the sex of the baby

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until he/she's actually here.

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00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,182
Well, I don't
really want to know

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whether it's a
brother or a sister yet.

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I could use a good surprise

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other than whether
my jeans will fit

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after a long weekend.

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Whose side are you on?

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You sound just like my mom.

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[As big Dee Dee]
And a little surprise

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at the end of this long road

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might be good for me, too.

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And a triple Martini. Mm!

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Wow. You do a great big Dee Dee.

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I do?

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Because normally

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I don't have the
gift of mimicry.

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Except for my minnie mouse.

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[As minnie mouse] Hi!

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Hey, I've got an idea.

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Call up your mom's car service,

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pretend you're her,

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and see if you
can get us a limo.

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Why? Hello!

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Free limo.

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We can drive through taco bell

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and order gorditas
through the sunroof. Yeah!

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You know what?

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Your ridiculous idea

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has given me a good one.

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That's what I do best.

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[As big Dee Dee] Hello.
This is Mrs. Dee Dee Thorne.

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Dr. Bruckner, please.
Tell him it's important.

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Dee Dee, you shouldn't do this.

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Hang up right now.

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[Normal voice] Somebody
knows something

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that I don't know,

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and you know and I
know that I don't like it!

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[As big Dee Dee] Dr. Bruckner?

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00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,837
The little man and I
have changed our minds

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00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,842
about knowing
the sex of our baby.

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00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,064
Yes, we're sure.

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I see. Thanks, doctor.

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Aah!

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Well?

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It's a girl!

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I can't believe it.

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We're gonna
have a little sister.

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Oh, she's gonna be so beautiful.

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She'll look just like me.

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And we could dress
her up like a little doll.

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Ooh, I'll save her my boots.

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By then they'll
be back in style.

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You are aware
that "back in style"

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implies "once in style."

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So this is your hangout.

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Yup. Spencer and I
have been coming here

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since college.

259
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Camille and I had
a place like this

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in London.

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Except it was dark, dank,

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and once I found
a tooth in my curry.

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I wondered where
all their teeth went.

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So your best friend is
dating my best friend.

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What does that make us?

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Fortunately, not related.

267
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So I guess we can do this.

268
00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:10,291
Mmm.

269
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,065
I think someone deserves
a little matchmaking credit.

270
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,641
I don't think they're diggin'

271
00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,028
each other.

272
00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:19,731
What do you mean?
They're practically one.

273
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:22,170
I just call it like I see it.

274
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:25,167
And I ain't seeing it.

275
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,310
I think you're daft.

276
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,872
Ahem.

277
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,090
Oh, Tina, it's not
my birthday. I know.

278
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,290
You received your
free birthday cake

279
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,621
last month,

280
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:38,274
and the month before,
and the month before.

281
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,100
They have really
great cake here.

282
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:43,759
Camille and I used to
do birthday scams, too.

283
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:47,374
I turned 25 22 times.

284
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,236
Fascinating story.

285
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,607
But this particular
slice of cake

286
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:53,113
is from the 2
spies in the corner.

287
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,721
Something dreadful like

288
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,291
"from one happy
couple to another."

289
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,289
We're on our third date.

290
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:03,731
Imagine how little I care.

291
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,060
Let's go see if
Spencer and Camille

292
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,282
want to join us for a nightcap.

293
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,871
Ooh! Great idea.

294
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,053
What took you so long
to come to California?

295
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,963
I should have come a lot sooner.

296
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,185
The two of us could
be so good together.

297
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,272
Oh!

298
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,228
I just don't want to let you go.

299
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,320
Aw.

300
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,546
I'll go wrap up the
rest of the cake.

301
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:31,666
You're gonna need it.

302
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,639
Dee Dee, where are you?

303
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,156
I'm dying to
debrief about Carlo.

304
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,210
Call me back or
come over, and hurry.

305
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,775
[Door opens and closes]

306
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,264
Wow. Your response
time is impressive.

307
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,215
I sensed there was
gossip even before

308
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,093
you picked up the phone.

309
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,735
So, last night, Carlo
hugged me and said

310
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,750
the two of us could
be so good together.

311
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,623
Wow. Verbal
reference to the future.

312
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,065
I've only had that
kind of response

313
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,621
on a few dates.

314
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,468
I've also had a couple
of marriage proposals,

315
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:10,452
but still, for
you, that is huge!

316
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,153
Well, I guess that
candle in the feng shui

317
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,278
love quadrant

318
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,680
is really paying off.

319
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,293
Sounds like he really
fell for the Mona charm.

320
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,424
Falling where others
have failed to trip.

321
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,337
So when is your next date?

322
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,602
I'm seeing him tonight,

323
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,965
and Carlo said
he wants to double

324
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,514
with Camille and
Spencer sometime.

325
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,131
I don't know, Mona.
This guy could be the one.

326
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,693
[Both laugh]

327
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,261
Maybe someday,

328
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,737
you'll be buying one of these.

329
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,479
Oh, that's so cute.

330
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:44,700
Mini Mona's gonna
look adorable in this.

331
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,051
You mean mini Dee Dee.

332
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,270
No, I don't.

333
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,968
Hey! Hey!

334
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,967
Hey! I can't wait
to be an older sister

335
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,850
so I have someone to torture!

336
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,202
Watch and learn,
watch and learn.

337
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,642
So, where do you
want to go tonight?

338
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,144
I don't know San
Francisco very well,

339
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,320
but I bet Spencer and Camille

340
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,158
know some great romantic places.

341
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,730
Oh, please. Spencer's
idea of romance

342
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,727
is drinking beer
out of a wine glass.

343
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,821
Those two seem so different.

344
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,319
What do you think
Camille sees in him?

345
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,625
Well, Spencer's
a really great guy.

346
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,480
I mean, he may be a little rough

347
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:20,874
around the edges,

348
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,237
but he's got a really big heart.

349
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,543
So you think it's
his really big heart

350
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,918
she's attracted to?

351
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,916
I don't think that's
all she's attracted to,

352
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,878
but I don't want to think about

353
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:30,966
their love life.

354
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,841
Yeah, neither do I.

355
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,226
So you think Spencer and Camille

356
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,278
will have a real
future together?

357
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,244
Forget about them.

358
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,112
Wouldn't you rather
talk about the woman

359
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,854
you're crazy about?

360
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,195
Yeah, I could talk about her,

361
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,284
but I'd rather kiss her.

362
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,697
Do you have any
idea where I can find

363
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:47,722
Cameron Diaz?

364
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,597
[Knock on door]

365
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,730
Hey! Where's dad?

366
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,170
Parking his precious Bentley,

367
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,316
and since he won't leave it near

368
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,394
a trolley stop,

369
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,626
a corner, or an
American-made car,

370
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,001
that might take all day.

371
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:08,222
You angel! Have you
been shopping for the baby?

372
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,439
Let me see.

373
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,617
Oh, no, no, no.

374
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:11,972
I want it to be a surprise.

375
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,102
Whatever you say.

376
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,753
Pink? Honey, that's
the wrong color

377
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,670
for a buh... baby.

378
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:20,885
A what?!

379
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,934
A baby. Ha ha! I
said a baby! Hmm.

380
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,890
No, you said "a buh."

381
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,199
Why would you say
a "buh" if it's a "guh"?

382
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,675
A "guh." You just said a "guh."

383
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,045
Why do you know, little Dee Dee?

384
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,384
What do youknow?

385
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,833
Charles: I'd like to know
what you both know.

386
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,306
Charles, how long have
you been standing there?

387
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,436
Long enough to know that you two

388
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,027
went behind my back.

389
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,661
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

390
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,518
I spoke to Dr. Bruckner.

391
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,473
I'm sorry, daddy.

392
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,740
Dee Dee, hush!

393
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,444
He could be bluffing.

394
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,263
I thought you two
might want to find out

395
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,571
the sex of the baby,

396
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,346
so I told Dr. Bruckner
to lead you astray,

397
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:57,451
hence the "buh"-"guh" confusion.

398
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:01,192
Yeah, I did it.

399
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,375
I'm sorry for being so sneaky,

400
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,536
though clearly,
not sneaky enough,

401
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,126
but Charles, I just
can't stand not knowing

402
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,849
who is in here, honey.

403
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,074
I want to know.

404
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,282
So do I!

405
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,761
Think about it, daddy.

406
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,131
You know what to
do if it's a little girl:

407
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,676
Buy her everything she wants.

408
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,067
But if it's a boy,

409
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,440
he's gonna want to
play sports with you,

410
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,556
and you could really
use the extra prep time

411
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,952
to get in shape.

412
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,316
Now, Dee Dee, don't
press your father.

413
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,471
It's his decision.

414
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,870
That's right, and I say we wait.

415
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,964
Fine. Don't blame
me when he asks mom

416
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,403
to be his partner
in the father/son

417
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,525
basketball tournament.

418
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,792
You know, I might
need a jump start.

419
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,836
Let's go see Dr. Bruckner.

420
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,052
Nice recovery, little Dee.

421
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,421
We almost lost it
with your premature

422
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,136
confession.

423
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,731
What is mother's golden rule
when backed into a corner?

424
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,714
"Honesty is the last resort."

425
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,110
That is my girl.

426
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,590
Having now seen
the bicycle thief,

427
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:56,897
I can safely say

428
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,643
I'm glad I don't live
in post-war Italy.

429
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,293
No showers? No, thank you.

430
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,510
De sica's visual
style really captures

431
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,508
the wealth of human experience.

432
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,270
Absolutely. I think it's a
really powerful allegory

433
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:10,167
illustrating man's struggle
between survival and morality.

434
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,257
What's your take, Spencer?

435
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,906
I just want to know
who stole that bike.

436
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:16,924
If it were in my 'hood,

437
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:17,793
we would have
tracked that dude down

438
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,053
and kicked his ass.

439
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,436
That's a little simplistic,

440
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,269
don't you think?

441
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,917
Think I'm gonna go
fire up the jukebox.

442
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,841
Come on, Mona.

443
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,016
Excuse me.

444
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,501
Camille, I really missed you.

445
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,154
I missed you, too.

446
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,758
It's not the same
talking on the phone

447
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,848
and e-mailing.

448
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,938
You look so beautiful
and very happy.

449
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,198
I am happy.

450
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,530
I haven't seen you this radiant

451
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,122
in a long time.

452
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,896
Of course, I haven't
seen you in a long time.

453
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,471
Did I tell you I
really miss you?

454
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,209
So what's up with that guy
trying to make me look bad?

455
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:57,221
Oh, Spence, you're
being too sensitive.

456
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,224
3-4-9-6.

457
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,216
What's that?

458
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,177
Reunited.

459
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,874
It's Carlo's favorite song.

460
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,442
You really like this cat, huh?

461
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,808
I'm suffering through
peaches and herb,

462
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:06,924
aren't I?

463
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,542
Well, if you like
him, I guess he's ok.

464
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,672
Don't look now,

465
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:13,994
but that ok guy is making a move

466
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,186
on your girlfriend.

467
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,888
Yo, man!

468
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,256
What do you think you're doing?!

469
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,845
Yeah, what areyou doing?

470
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,156
[Sighs]

471
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,162
I'm in love with you, Camille.

472
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,114
Did he just say

473
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,551
what I think he said?

474
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,747
You just went from a third wheel

475
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:31,119
to road kill.

476
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,527
Camille, we've been
best friends forever.

477
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,166
We've been through
everything together.

478
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,734
I feel like you're
my other half,

479
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,190
and all these years,
I've been telling myself

480
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,433
we're just friends,

481
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,579
but now, seeing
you with Spencer,

482
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:40,997
I can't do it anymore.

483
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,827
I'm sorry, Mona. I didn't mean

484
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,284
for you to get
caught in the middle.

485
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,697
I didn't even know it
was gonna happen.

486
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,748
I have to go with my heart.

487
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,103
Dude, you touch Camille again,

488
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,494
you ain't gonna have a heart...

489
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,747
Or any teeth...

490
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,749
And after you're down,

491
00:16:56,841 --> 00:17:00,191
I'm gonna eat your steak.

492
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,800
Mona, wait.

493
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,170
You must feel pretty
good about yourself.

494
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,586
2 guys fighting over you.

495
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,025
No, i...

496
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,312
What, you're sorry?
You can't help it?

497
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,200
You've got your
Spencer and my Spencer,

498
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,809
and I've got nothing?

499
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,159
You've got a French dip

500
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,248
sandwich with a side of au jus.

501
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,297
I ordered a tuna melt.

502
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,563
This just isn't
your night, is it?

503
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,833
So, Charles, overruled
by the womenfolk?

504
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,915
No, no, this was
all my decision.

505
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,534
That's right, daddy,
you're the man.

506
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,805
All right, let's
cut to the chase.

507
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,924
What kind of bun do
I have in my oven?

508
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,620
Are you sure you
all want to know?

509
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,797
[All] Yes!

510
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,162
Because you can't
unring that bell

511
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,668
once you know
you can't not know.

512
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:41,985
I know that if you don't tell me

513
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:42,887
right this minute,

514
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,194
I'm getting another gyno.

515
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,650
Dr. Finerman's been
courting my ovaries

516
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,943
for quite some time now.

517
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,204
I'm not intimidated,

518
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,516
since we both know
your ovaries won't be

519
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,718
an issue much longer.

520
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,291
Toucheé.

521
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,678
It's a boy!

522
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,821
Big Dee Dee: A boy?!

523
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,212
What do you do
with one of those?

524
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:03,516
A boy! Thank god!

525
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,954
What's that supposed to mean?!

526
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:06,961
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

527
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,222
That didn't come out right.

528
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,094
I mean I already
have 2 beautiful girls,

529
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,656
and I'd like to carry on
the Thorne family name.

530
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,113
Oh, the Thorne name
wasn't in any jeopardy.

531
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,566
We have Mona for that.

532
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,790
[Knock on door]

533
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,189
[Door opens]

534
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,362
Hey, you.

535
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,747
Brought you a tuna melt.

536
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,229
Thanks.

537
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,409
So how are you doing?

538
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,414
Not so good.

539
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,796
Usually when I get dumped,

540
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,329
it's 'cause I'm too short

541
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,982
or my hair's too curly, or
they don't get my jokes,

542
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:35,197
but Carlo broke up with
me 'cause I wasn't Camille.

543
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,288
I can't even beat
myself up over it.

544
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,858
Well, I like your jokes
and your big hair.

545
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,506
You are a little short, though.

546
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,081
Sorry it didn't work out.

547
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,168
Yeah, well, it's
hard to move forward

548
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,907
with someone who's in
love with someone else,

549
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,259
but I shouldn't have
taken it out on Camille.

550
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,829
Nah, don't worry.

551
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,046
I told her you were drunk.

552
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,436
Thanks.

553
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,698
So what happened after I left?

554
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,141
Camille told Carlo
she didn't feel

555
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,048
the same way he did,

556
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,802
which was cool with me,

557
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:05,882
and then Carlo told her

558
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,187
he couldn't be friends anymore,

559
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,926
which was verycool with me.

560
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,927
Wow, that's harsh,

561
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,759
but at least he knows
where he stands.

562
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,237
He can move on with his life.

563
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,807
Yeah, back to New York

564
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,293
with no girlfriend
or best friend

565
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,983
and no ride to the airport.

566
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:23,030
Again, all cool with me.

567
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,548
Wow, just think,

568
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,991
they were friends
for like, 10 years,

569
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,388
and now they're just a
part of each other's past.

570
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,002
Makes me realize how
special our friendship is.

571
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,783
Yeah, I'm glad we never
went down that road.

572
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,649
Me, too. Bad road.

573
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,130
Big potholes...

574
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,481
Steep cliffs...

575
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,490
No guard rails.

576
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,182
Yeah.

577
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,012
You know, I'm kind of relieved

578
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,891
we're getting a little brother.

579
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,153
I can barely keep you

580
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,455
polished, waxed,
and coiffed as it is.

581
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,113
At least I'll finally
have a steady man

582
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,017
in my life.

583
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,111
Mona, dating is a numbers game.

584
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,721
You could meet
Mr. Right tomorrow.

585
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,121
Maybe, or I'll just be
Mona the older sister,

586
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,635
married to her career.

587
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,689
Although, when
you're in your 40s,

588
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,595
a woman's sexual prime,

589
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,650
our brother will
be bringing home

590
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,696
his hot 20-year-old
friends to play.

591
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,050
I'm so glad it's a boy.

592
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,378
Woman: Whoo hoo! [Giggles]

593
00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:52,978
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